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IS HE REAL?

WHO IS THIS STAR MAN?

Star? Man? Both or neither? This enigmatic figure helped Captain Gothfuck exterminate 90% of the Stingray population. Not much is known about this 20-something-year-old man; hell, we don't even have a clear name on him. Eye-witnesses report he goes by:

WHAT IS THIS "BARSTARMAN"

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The fortress of hate

Little is known about the fortress known as "BARSTARMAN." Our spy reports that this absurd figure is on a mission to spread his bizarre opinions and questionable musical taste far and wide. Rumor has it that he’s not only hell-bent on indoctrinating people like a cult leader, but he’s also really stupid—his efforts are misguided due to the fact that his taste in music really sucks.

THE MONSTER'S ROUTINE

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The weapon of choice

From what we know, this person draws power from Yu-Gi-Oh cards. This is the only explanation we have for why he plays it so much. Next, we know he plays a blue Firefly FF338 guitar, though to what end we do not know. This may be related to this fiend's taste in devil music. If you or anyone you know likes these bands, be cautious:

CLOSING THOUGHTS

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HAS HE BEEN BLESSED WITH A SWORD????

This monster is still at large, and we are scrounging up as much muscle as we can to stop him. Erratic and spontaneous, he can act out at a moment's notice, and he has a fucking sword. This Keter-class threat is not one to underestimate.